As a redskins and Chris Cooley fan, I just had to post this.
Chris Cooley accidentally exposes himself on his blog.
See, it is vitally important to have operational security while blogging. You don't know what might get out there.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/09/how_chris_cooleys_privates_hit.html#more
Monday, September 15, 2008
Operation Ant Spray has success
There has been an ongoing conflict in the backyard with the evil fire ants. As all good officers know, you must have an objective or end state. The end state for this operation is the removal of the fire ants from the Transue back yard. Whether it is causing them to migrate, or killing them all, both accomplishes this mission.
The ants are vicious, but also have key assets. They know the true meaning of selfless service, and teamwork is vital to their success.
Their center of gravity are the anthills - specifically the Queen. The critical vulnerability is their weakness to deadly chemicals.
The friendly forces, like all good Americans, are technically advanced. We have NBC capability, and aren't afraid to use it pro-actively.
The strategic mission of kill the ants began with Operation ant shake. This was a container where you would shake chemicals around the ant hill and then water it in. This only caused the ants to seek counterattacks and migrate to a new hill around the yard. The operation was a failure.
Operation ant spray was the branch to the failure of operation ant shake. This plan used a chemical warfare agent that hooked directly to the hose. Friendly forces then sprayed the entire yard with the deadly chemicals! Out of the 10-12 anthills before, it appears to be 2 left, and those on the periphery. The ants are in full retreat and now it is only a matter of re-applying the secret weapon to complete the exploitation before they can reconstitute and re-organize.
The mission is almost accomplished.
The ants are vicious, but also have key assets. They know the true meaning of selfless service, and teamwork is vital to their success.
Their center of gravity are the anthills - specifically the Queen. The critical vulnerability is their weakness to deadly chemicals.
The friendly forces, like all good Americans, are technically advanced. We have NBC capability, and aren't afraid to use it pro-actively.
The strategic mission of kill the ants began with Operation ant shake. This was a container where you would shake chemicals around the ant hill and then water it in. This only caused the ants to seek counterattacks and migrate to a new hill around the yard. The operation was a failure.
Operation ant spray was the branch to the failure of operation ant shake. This plan used a chemical warfare agent that hooked directly to the hose. Friendly forces then sprayed the entire yard with the deadly chemicals! Out of the 10-12 anthills before, it appears to be 2 left, and those on the periphery. The ants are in full retreat and now it is only a matter of re-applying the secret weapon to complete the exploitation before they can reconstitute and re-organize.
The mission is almost accomplished.
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